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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 03:34

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good

Why is Harley-Davidson dropping diversity initiatives after the right-wing anti-DEI campaign?

So they tried

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No go.

What’s going on with measles, bird flu, and COVID? Here’s a guide to the latest. - The Boston Globe

Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

Another attempt resulted in ...

NY Federal Reserve finds a 'significant share' of companies saying they raised prices on goods not affected by tariffs - Fortune

Then came..

No, not a chance

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

ASCO day 2: A tragic paradox, Gilead updates, and lots of Pfizer news - statnews.com

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Minds and Behinds

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

If a non-LGBT man (of any age) from a Western country attracts far more mosquitoes than potential dates, what does that say about him?

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Everyone loved it.

Taraji P. Henson says Hollywood went silent after her Oscar nod—until Tyler Perry called - TheGrio

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Is it okay to pay 12,000 SEK for rent 67m² furnished house for 2 people in Jönköping, Sweden? It also includes electricity, internet, heating, and water expenses.

No way

Still no good.

Freaks and Cheeks

Observations from Day 5 of OTAs - Cleveland Browns

share office space ...

Thumbs down again.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Something Deep in Our Galaxy Is Pulsing Every 44 Minutes. No One Knows Why. - AOL.com

Next, they tried...

Unacceptable again!

Exclusive | Longevity Is Now a Factor When Picking an Embryo for IVF - WSJ

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Catatonics & High Colonics

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Hailee Steinfeld & Josh Allen marry in west coast ceremony - Buffalo Rumblings

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Supplement health risks to know about, plus a celebrity's 'brutal' infection - Fox News