What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 00:22

No, not a chance
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why don't we hear our own snoring?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
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No way
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Plane from Indianapolis diverted to Tulsa due to weather ahead of NBA Finals Game 1 - KOKH
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Do Americans realize how much goodwill and credibility they've lost in the past two weeks?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
Why didn't people like the Game of Thrones ending?
Then came..
—
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why do good-looking men date homely women?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
My Girlfriend Had a Legendary Sex Life Before Me. No One Will Let Me Forget It. - Slate Magazine
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why would you think you're fit to be a model?
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds